Planet Scum Merch Design

I've been designing merch for Planet Scum since our Comedian Tees store launched in November 2020. A number of the shirts I've designed have been the top selling shirt on Comedian Tees. Here are some of them!

Top-Selling Merch on Comedian Tees

"Georgie Porgie" Shirt

Declare yourself an official "Georgie Porgie" with this shirt. The design was inspired by the Official Star Wars Fan Club's ringer shirt from 1982, but with "George Lucas" (Connor Ratliff) in the place of the original's bantha.

"Wat" Tee

Wat is what you get when you mix Gizmo and Watto. It was Comedian Tees' top selling shirt after it launched!

Buy your shirt at
https://bit.ly/watShirt

"Super Weird Bowl II" Tee

On Super Bowl Saturday, Riley Soloner made weird food concoctions on the Googy Morning episode "Super Weird Bowl II" where Hoagies and Sundaes faced off. I was asked to make a commemorative shirt so I channeled my love of 90s wrestling tees.


Buy your shirt at
https://bit.ly/superWeirdBowlIShirt

"Da" Tee and Hat

On the January 2022 episode of GLTS, Jersey Dave introduced us to our new friend Da. Naturally, he had to be on a shirt. However, he also got added to an embroidered hat! This is my first piece of art that's been translated into an embroidery so that's super cool!

Buy your shirt at
https://bit.ly/BuyDaShirt

"Sandwich Night 2021" Tee

After the 11th Sandwich Night, the 2021 Sandwich Night sticker became the top-selling item on Comedian Tees. The black and gray editions of the Sandwich Night 2021 shirt were also on the top seller list.

Buy your shirt at
https://bit.ly/SandwichNight2021Tee

"Watto Cup" Tee

Despite a stealth launch, this Watto shirt was already the 4th highest selling shirt within a week of posting (November 20, 2021.) Once Planet Scum promoted it, the shirt rose to second on the top-sellers list (November 25, 2021.)

It's a blend of a moment from The George Lucas Talk Show and René Magritte's "The Treachery of Images."

Buy yours at
https://bit.ly/WattoCupTee

"Baphemoth" Tee

The "Baphemoth" tee was the highest selling shirt on comediantees.com as of November 4, 2021. It was inspired by a typo from Planet Scum Live viewer PolythenePamster.

I've wanted to make a heavy metal-inspired shirt for awhile now and as soon as Baphemoth was introduced, I knew it was the perfect fit.

Buy yours at https://bit.ly/BaphemothTee

"Shapes" Tee

The "Shapes" tee was the highest selling shirt on comediantees.com as of September 30, 2021. It launched during The George Lucas Talk Show's joke week.

It was really fun getting to work in more of a 90s abstract polygonal style compared to the more cartooning and illustration based styles I usually work in.

Buy yours at
https://bit.ly/ShapesTee

A map of manhattan on a t-shirt

"Pretend" Tee

As of August 2021, the "Pretend" tee is Planet Scum's highest selling T-shirt.

The base layer and individual building were drawn in Procreate on separate canvases. The text was added and the images were assembled together in Photoshop.

This design created such a splash that subpar bootlegs are available even though the original is out of print.

Crawly's quote "We All Love Something That Kills Us" on a T-shirt.

"Crawly" Tee

Inspired by The George Lucas Talk Show's "Oops, All Crawly" episode where the Planet Scum community got to know the opening crawl we've taken for granted at the beginning of Star Wars films for over 40 years.

This design was created in Photoshop and made such a splash that it has been bootlegged across the Internet.

Buy yours at https://bit.ly/CrawlyTee

"no problem" Tee

This silly and intentionally dumb shirt was inspired by Martin Urbano's "No Problem" catchphrase. This shirt debuted to commemorate the Planet Scum run of Who Wants $2.69 with Martin Urbano.

Buy yours at https://bit.ly/NoProblem269

A decaying Ronald Reagan puppet on a T-shirt

"Rottin' Ronnie" Tee

Inspired by Connor Ratliff's decaying Spitting Image puppet, Rottin Ronnie is a beautifully gross shirt that topped Comedian Tees' top-selling list.

Originally, I did a sketch of Rottin' Ronnie on my own to celebrate The George Lucas Talk Show and the GLTS guys loved it asked me to make one for a shirt. (Their notes were super valuable in refining it.)

Buy yours at https://bit.ly/RottinRonnie

Grogizmo on a t-shirt

"Grogizmo" Tee

Inspired by GoldieThrawn's Photoshopped Fan Art, this piece of The George Lucas Talk Show merch debuted at number one with a bullet on Comedian Tees' top-sellers list.

Chris Gethard's head pokes out of a box on a t-shirt

"Gethbox" Tee

When I designed this shirt, Planet Scum LIVE was in the early days of its "What's in the Box" era so I designed a trippy shirt with Geth's head popping out of the box.

This is one of my favorite designs from the initial wave and I wear it all the time because I'm a huge fan of the 3D effect.

Buy yours at https://bit.ly/GethboxTee